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Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad

SKU: 810816035024
Regular price $827.00
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Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad
Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad
Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad
Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad
Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad

Whatever you do, do not dip this octopus in marinara sauce. The Menstruation Crustacean Octopus is a microwaveable heating pad for cramps. NOT a delicious fried appetizer nor a main course. You're supposed to microwave this Octopus for one minute and then apply it to the affected area, resulting in soothing warmth that will ease your cramps or discomfort.

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Menstruation Crustacean Octopus Heating Pad

SKU: 810816035024
Regular price $827.00
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Whatever you do, do not dip this octopus in marinara sauce. The Menstruation Crustacean Octopus is a microwaveable heating pad for cramps. NOT a delicious fried appetizer nor a main course. You're supposed to microwave this Octopus for one minute and then apply it to the affected area, resulting in soothing warmth that will ease your cramps or discomfort.

Shop online 24/7 at Darkside Records.


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